5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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