Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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