Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Randomize
