I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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