Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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