I think im going to throw up on grandma
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Come back. Shots need mouths.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
we're so committed to being not committed
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