where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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