so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I smell like Dick and happiness
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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