How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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