But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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