How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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