i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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