I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
