Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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