I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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