Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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