I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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