Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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