Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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