D3 body, D1 cock
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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