i just google imaged poop.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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