I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Randomize
