Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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