At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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