Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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