i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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