I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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