real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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