You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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