Porn is love you can see.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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