the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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