Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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