how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Randomize
