Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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