we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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