i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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