dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Girls should come with a carfax report
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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