Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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