You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
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