He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
He felt like a one man threesome
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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