you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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