i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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