I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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