Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
