She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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