it wasn't lemon gatorade
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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