yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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