we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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