i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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