if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
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