Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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