It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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